if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I want things in my life that I know I cant have. And I wish that I could take back so much. I have to many days until I leave. To many.
You should listen to this.
is that butter
no it’s stonehenge
I can’t believe it’s not butter
In case no one noticed… I wanna be asked to my senior prom in a cute way…
So I’m going to prom with my best friend Kendra and we’ve had this planned since the beginning of the year so I never really thought of asking her, it was just a given we were going together. So today when she was out to eat I went to her house and blew up 100 balloons. One of the balloons contained a note. First, I put a note on the door saying follow the trail (I put a trail of reese peanut better cups leading her to her bedroom door). Then at her bedroom door was another note with directions and a safety pin taped to it. The directions were to take the safety pin, open the door and pop all the balloons until she found the one that contained the note. The note told her to look in closet and I popped out with a sign that said “prom?” It was perfect and so funny! Love ya Kenjiiiii! <3